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Chloroform and Carry

AmandaLiving proof that anything can be an entry point, these girls carry noxious chemicals with them to the job.

Overcoming stiff obstacles to acquire their booty, these Thieves scale walls and pick locks like nobody's business.

JillOfficers and detectives called to the scene confirmed that the Thieves used a little-known chemical that induces almost instant slumber in anyone that breathes it.  The victim, who chose not to be identified for this article, says that he was out for at least an hour, laying face-down on his book.

That hour gave our criminals plenty of time to make themselves scarce.

Last Updated ( Tuesday, 24 January 2012 12:14 )  

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