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Brownie Picnic

Bernard McGillicuddy - Staff

Brownies6Think it's safe to go to the park with your girlfriend?


Think again, at least if you're carrying brownies.

What you'll see here is a disturbing, graphic representation of the lengths to which the Thieves' cartel will go in search of the brownies. Over months, maybe years, thieves will work their charm on unsuspecting bakers, making them believe that they are safe among loved ones.

It's as if she can smell them from the shower and immediately goes to work, checking out the scene and then biding her time until the brownies are the perfect temperature and ready to eat.

Sadly, we have no idea where this thief may have gone after this, but we do know that our baker's head is hurting, his heart is aching and his stomach is growling.

Last Updated ( Tuesday, 24 January 2012 12:58 )  

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