The Brownie Project

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Home Videos Video Brownie-Jacking!


KaytiThis poor guy tried to bring brownies home and got garroted for his trouble.

Without a team of bodyguards, your brownies just aren't safe on the streets these days. Paramedics were called to the scene when a neighbor, looking into the garage for evidence of live-in vagrants, happened to notice the poor man's body laying out, bleeding slowly from a neck wound.

StephFrom the amount of blood found at the scene and the type of wound that the victim sustained, it was clear that these particular thieves came prepared to kill - tiny fibers in the wound confirmed the use of fiber-wire in the attack.

Last Updated ( Tuesday, 24 January 2012 12:15 )  

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