The Brownie Project

Oct 19th
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Who We Are

I'm Bernard McGillicuddy, daytime pipe-fitter and nighttime investigative journalist.  This is a list of facts:

  • There exists a cult-like group out to create the perfect brownie recipe and that they're stealing brownies from unfortunate bakers the world over to perfect their recipe.
  • The police won't do anything to help, given the paucity of physical evidence these master thieves leave behind.
  • The Mainstream media doesn't believe in this phenomonon, but we know it's real.  We're ready to believe you, and we need your cooperation, your stories and your honesty to help us track down and take down this syndicate.
Last Updated ( Thursday, 05 January 2012 14:36 )  

Brownie Bandits Penetrating PA

A local middle school teacher who requested to remain anonymous called police Saturday to report two recent thefts of her homemade brownies. The first disappearance occurred some time between 11:46 a.m. and 12:27 p.m. on Thursday. Havi...


Brownie Thieves in Action

Mom's Tips


* Do not bake brownies while alone, but if you must, while they are fresh, keep all your doors and windows locked.
* Never disclose your baking plans to mere acquaintances.
* Never use an exhaust fan while baking brownies. The delicious fumes could travel throughout the neighborhood and attract unscrupulous thieves.
* Beware of beautiful young girls traveling in pairs and wearing black.